What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

Why don't we hear our own snoring?

HELLO

Sure no problem officer.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Is there a reason why many men give up on dating and relationships? Is the dating scene difficult for them?

After a few moments he returns.

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

What factors contributed to Taiwan's economic success compared to Mainland China, despite their close proximity?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

You hold the door open for a lady and she stops in her tracks and screams at you, ‘Don’t hold the door for me! I’ll get it myself!’ What are your feelings or immediate reaction?

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Yes sir it is.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Can you share a story of someone who had a lucky experience while hitchhiking?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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